Jan-Wesley Hortillas

"I fucking love these people. and I love their food. love goes into everything. fuck everywhere else"

"this man jake is the fucking sweetest, awesomest guy ever. I hope that's his name cuz I'm drunk. but I love him. and I'm a straight man. oh yeah. I got a BBQ chicken pizza with ranch. 💣. killen-em"

"It may seem like a nice shortcut, but there's a groundskeeper with a shotgun. I'm serious. And watch your ankles. Don't step over graves. You'll be sorry"

"These people are fucking asshole bitches. Food sucks. Service sucks. Even the ice cream sucked. Hated it"

"Always a great experience! Accommodates all types of hair and textures. Awesome people, fantastic service, and quality haircut. Always leave looking and feeling like a kajillion bucks"