"If Alec is working order the "Smart Alec"."
"Sauce Nazis! And watch out or you'll be accused of drinking lemonade in your water cup. True story."
"Great atmosphere! Fire pit WILL light your foot on fire, ENTER AT OWN RISK. Oh...and, bring your own Maker's Mark."
"Don't try the coffee..."
"Beware the Ketchup Nazis!! No Ketchup for you!!"