"They're not the fastest here. But they're really helpful and keep a friendly deposition. Hey, they probably hate the 5pm rush more than you do..."
"If you need to get a root canal done, Dr Ciesel is the man to go see! 100% comfort 0% pain"
"Love love love Jaimy and Joe. I've been going to them for my cut and colour for 5 years now and would follow them if they ever moved elsewhere."
"Monday is one of the hottest parties around. Check in to Rehab! Team Bayside and Skyler hold it down!"
"everyone says get the filipino breakfast, which i also endorse, but you HAVVVE to try the blueberry pancakes...oh-em-gee. oh! and the lemon and lime juice, delicious!"
"Go to every bar and take a shot with each bartender as quickly as possible."