"Keep away from poundland"
"Don't get fruit cooler if you are in a hurry, still waiting after 10 min"
"Eat here at your peril. Death in a box"
"Bring ear plugs as the music is rubbish and there is bleeping all the time"
"Always take the first train and change at kennington"
"This station has two entrances make sure you tap on and out as there is no gates on one exit"