John Whenmohn

"Kimchi is sour and the girls are hot."

"Try the King Prawn malahabri. For that matter everything is excellent. Including Islam and the rest of the staff."

"Deserves a single Michelin Star."

"Good beers. It's managed by an invisible manager which shows badly on the staff who clean glasses rather than serve you."

"I won a meal for two in a Raffle but took three. They charged me for the most expensive meal the tight bastards. Plus the steak was like a tramps shoe."

"Worst pint of Ringwood ever served in the companies history. No head. The bar staff were also good for nothing muppets."