"Get a few Jr. Burritos, you won't regret it!"
"Are you a pho-king champion? Take the ultimate test and find out. Who knows, you could be the Lance Armstrong of eating Pho."
"I asked the organist to play Stairway and I was severely disappointed. =("
"The backyard was designed for entertaining; make sure to take advantage of the outdoor fireplace!"
"The Pizza here is the best in New Orleans, but still doesn't compare to NYC or Chicago. Come with a few people and split a specialty pizza, it's worth it."
"The food is good and reasonably priced, but the service was mediocre at best."