"Go to the original one in Mountain View instead."
"Do not come here for real Bacon. Turkeys only."
"Quality sub-par. Lettuce wilted. Lack of Fire-Roasted brown sauce. They don't call a number, but your Mexicanized name. Sad. Even building orientation is odd and hard to get to entrance from parking."
"Great place for your older Benz or Beamer! Nik is a good & funny guy, and you can tell him I sent you."
"Looking good today! Don't forget to smile ;-)"