"Ask for an even number room"
"The view is amazing. The beer is terrible."
"Try some reisling, obviously. Then let your host guide you. You'll see Paul running around, always willing to provide good advice"
"One of the best bloody mary's around. Add in some ginger scallion noodles with tofu for a great hangover cure"
"The place to be for Barca fans in the city. Plenty of TVs to get your other football fixes too"
"Come for the football and the accomdating staff. Cross your fingers with everything else"