"I love that I can come here for awesome vegan treats, but the staff are ass holes extraordinaire. I think in the 5 years I've been coming here, only one person has ever been remotely nice."
"Go to old school country night on Sundays!"
"Atticus is a dick and the rest of the baristas are basically brain dead. Go to the peet's up the street."
"Petunia's bakery will rock your world!"
"Elizabeth is the best barista ever! Order a London Fog."