"This place is stunning. Egyptian revival decor gives this egyptophile a serious boner."
"Kinda chewy for a traditional donut. Eh. Glad it's vegan."
"Nice girl at the register. Glad she isn't forced to cover her tattoos. Progress."
"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, love under will."
"Official chartered lodge, ordo templi orientis"
"Knife sharpening $1/inch!"