"Get the clam chowder, it's thick and full of clams. Forgo the salad combo and just get the bowl."
"To all you West Coasters: Wachovia is owned by Wells Fargo, so you can come here to do your business instead of opening a new account."
"Allow 30 minutes to get your omlette at the Terrace Dining Room."
"Take the stairs to your room as an excercise routine."