"Head to upstairs bathroom if need to poo."
"The best thing at the Varsity is not on the menu. Order a pimiento chili cheese dog. They never make them up and throw 'em under the heat lamp, so your know your dog is fresh!"
"Every Moe's receipt has a Free Overachiever (taco) coupon at the bottom if you fill out an online survey."
"If you are a skim drinker like myself, you might need extra room for milk. Ask for a grande drip in the venti cup!"