"Try the special, any special. It will not disappoint."
"Ask for Bizzle. She's the fukken shit."
"Loosest moose in town. Ask for the 'Tomi Special'."
"OM NOM NOM NOM. Pulled Pork York Roll."
"Service here is a joke."
"Food is awesome (best burger is DSM). Servers are what you expect from a quick-serve restaurant. Shakes are not just for kids. Don't come with mile-high expectations and you won't be disappointed."