Michael Nelson

"If you walk in and the dining room is empty, walk right back out."

"Dim Mak. 9.2%"

"Get a ticket, because that's how your order is tracked from the parts counter to the cashier. Or, just do it so you can say you read the signs (that are everywhere) and followed directions."

"Owner is an old tea-bagger, but he's got the best selection of breakers in town. Fair prices as well."

"Wasn't overly impressed with the beer, but the staff was super-friendly even though they were busy, and the merchandise is awesome if you have a dirty sense of humor."

"If you show up, be sure to bring at least a six-pack of quality beer."