"Where's all the legendary parties I always hear about?"
"Where's all the parties at?"
"You will come dressed nice and end up with puke all over your clothes, losing a shirt and a bunch of bruises"
"This is by far the worst hospital! Doctors are dumb as fuck! Prioritizing patients is outrageous. If you have a cold.. You will get seen first. And naproxen is the answer for all pains."
"Learn how to park!!! Tired of all these ass holes double parking!! If you dont want people parking close to your raggedy car then park up top!"
"The towing company is full of douche bags. Even of you stop them they make you pay a certain price. It's best to park on the road. The tow trucks do patrol this place at all hours of the day."