"If you're not a Marriott Elite member, you don't belong here. Try Starbucks, mangy!"
"They sure didn't need to make this walkway so gay happy, but thank you!"
"Small but tasty. (And expensive)"
"Play with the kitties and have a good time. The proceeds go to help keep rescue kitties!!"
"Nice atmosphere, good show clips and friendly bartenders. Sit at a table and sing the night away!"
"Security's Always crowded. Be sure to use the Elite checkpoint and scowl at the tired masses."