"Don't ask for a "real" margarita (ie, not made with the flavor mixes they list on the menu). You will only confuse the bartender who apparently doesn't know how to make one."
"Stop for trains, or die."
"Took 20 minutes to make a deposit and there was only one person in line before me. They need a teller for drive-up window only, instead of going back and forth. Sloooooooow bank."
"The fire ceremony is a must! Great energy!"