"I used to just get the Tuscan Ritual massage, but overtime I have developed a liking for the Cactus Wrap with an upgraded massage added on... It makes your skin feel like satin!"
"Been coming here since they were located on Baring, by far the best Mexican restaurant in town."
"Don't check in here and post pictures of your dumb ass beer! This is my house and I am allergic to beer!"
"Don't waste your time... This place is staffed by rude inconsiderate pricks!"
"Be sure to bring an appetite... There's always something yummy to eat!"
"Great place for a children's birthday party!"