"Fuck all. If you think Nando’s is anymore than a belt fed system for shite chicken and chips, you are a moron. Substandard “food” for the substandard human."
"Lumberjack breakfast. 👌🏻"
"Pastrami Sandwich, without a shadow of a doubt. Best fucking sandwich I’ve ever had in my life."
"The Cuban sandwiches are excellent."
"Good Coffee, good tattoos. Free biscuits!"
"Couldn't decide. Beer or a muffin."