"Is it just me or is there always at least one hot Mexican guy working?"
"If you've ever wondered what it's like to be attacked by flies every 2 seconds, this is the Starbucks for you!"
"Holy shizzle, their berry cider is fracking delicious!"
"Open Tues-Sat 7:30a-midnight and Sun-Mon 7:30a-10:30p (as of 6/10/12)"
"Easily has the cleanest bathrooms on campus"