Marc Kirschner

"This may be the best gelato in Venice. However, the bar is very low. If this is the best gelato in Venice then it may be worth pursuing other desserts entirely."

"There are plenty of opportunities to be extorted for euro in Venice. The Museo Di San Marco is one area where the euro are well spent. Visit after you see the main basilica, especially if its lit."

"Given that its right across from the fish market, browse the specials of the day."

"First they checked me into an occupied room and then the room smelled like a cab with 50 dangling air fresheners. Not quite a shithole, but staring at the precipice."

"Help me, I'm stuck in the elevator!"