"Try the Giant's Toe..it's absolutely delicious and considered an aphrodisiac in Skyrim"
"If you don't like techno, glowsticks, or raging then get the fuck out!!!!"
"No need to knock..just walk right in there for a good time ;)"
"The best food in the whole world!! Great taste! Great company!! And if you're not hungry TOUGH!!! you're gonna eat anyways cuz Nona says so!!!!!!!!"
"Watch out for the lumpy dog..she's a sweetheart!!"
"Free prostate exams. The password is penis"