"Get the 3 Meatloaf Empanadas. They're stupid good! Like wayyyyyy good!"
"If you want a good cider, go for the Crispin. Something heavy, go for Breckenridge Vanilla Porter. Something hoppy, go for the Belhaven Twisted Thistle IPA."
"Incredible! Amazing cupcakes! Also, they have swings!"
"On the 3rd check-in, the proprietor sacrifices a wombat on his altar. Creepy, considering I don't know where he found a wombat."