"What would I recommend? Everything!"
"The Carnitas are fantastic! Good prices and tasty food. A neighborhood gem!"
"I am biased. No matter how hot the straight man, it's for shit."
"Don't blame the officials for your fine if you are riding without paying fare."
"Go to the photo dept to get/fill your Clipper Card."
"April is the best late night waitress, ever! Get to know her and tip her well."