"Make sure you eat before you come because once you're in they won't let you leave. Unless: 1) you cry hysterically or 2) you are buddies with the border guard."
"Remember Americans: pours in Canada are weak sauce. Make sure you order a triple of whatever you're drinking."
"Great breakfast place with unique options. Try fried chicken French toast"
"Get the crispy nutella ravioli for dessert"
