"Not the best Asian food in the area. The teriyaki sauce is especially weak."
"BBQ sauce was really weak to a Southern tongue."
"First floor is the basement."
"Can you imagine how incredibly awkward it would be for some stranger to"check in"to your bed!? What kind of person..."
"Guidance counselors lie. Take AP Lang or Lit, not both. Take weight training each semester. Dual enroll > CLEP > AP. Actually learn Sp./Fr.. SAT > ACT > GPA. Best of luck & Godspeed."
"Cheaper to buy two 12oz sodas for $.75 each than one 20oz for $1.50"