Caitlin Hay

"Great jams, especially when Vanessa is on the decks."

"The best place to enjoy a burger-off."

"On Thursdays, all champagne and wine are half-off, by the bottle AND by the glass. Get drunk on champagne and eat seafood fettucini!"

"Come in and be ignored by every unhelpful sales associate!"

"My friend ate Roy's chicken fingers at about 11:30, and by 12:30 she was puking off the Rip Van Winkle bridge. You've been warned!"

"No inbound trains stopping in Astoria. Again. Take it outbound and don't get off at Astoria Blvd to switch sides with everyone else. You'd catch the same train anyway and you won't lose your seat."