"Avoid the air freshener. Nobody's car needs to smell like pine trees."
"The Starbucks in Concourse C (to the left) is inevitably one-tenth as busy as the one just inside security."
"Security opens at 5 am, so avoid coming in before 5:30."
"Order the Vito with light mayo, banana peppers and jalapenos and you won't be disappointed."
"The JPEF wireless network is called "JPEF" and has a guest password of "JPEFNetwork" if you need to get online while you're here."
"Don't forget to bring and stamp your parking garage up to get it stamped."