"No curly fries but the have waffle fries although they're hard to find on the menu."
"Who is the Pretty girl in the photos? I think someone uploaded the wrong ones. I've lived here for a few decades and she is certainly not a key feature of Mottingham- wouldn't be a bad thing tho.."
"Website says it closes at 2300 on weekdays but they basically kick you out at 2230."
"Pop into Susie's flat for some hot comforts."
"Just ate the best piece of lamb I've ever eaten."
"Chocolate mousse is excellent."