"The lobster ravioli is excellent."
"The blood orange margaritas are awesome and you won't be disappointed in the pork belly tacos (never thought watermelon pickles would go so well in a taco)"
"Awesome pool, free wifi, love the sectional couch in the room."
"Always a long lung to check out, always"
"Bison, elk, & Ostrich burgers; good prices for organic; don't forget to bring your own bag."
"If they don't have it and it's a liquor, your cocktail dreams are probably sunk."