"The buffalo chicken salad is AMAZING!"
"Lunchtime is a nightmare."
"Visit the restroom for laughs, but make sure to flush twice or there might be consequences. Or there might not be. Uncertainty is the real consequence..why not try avoiding it by just flushing twice?"
"I always see something interesting in or around this 711. Thank you 711 for entertaining me."
"To get the full peppi's experience, you need to sit outside, eat a bigwheeler and view some great grafitti style art"