"Ask Matt for the PB&J of wines."
"Dear, lord. Braised lamb. Ridiculous."
"Stephanie likes to hit you with the comb. It means she likes you."
"Seriously, they need to clean the beer lines."
"Faded grandeur comes to mind, but still worth at least a night."
"Order your drink before you arrive. It might be ready by the time you're seated. But, probably not."