PAUL JACKMAN

"Mr Pink Taco and the Crossroads Taco are both excellent. So is the queso and the Fried Avacado taco. You might as well order 1 of everything! But it woukd take you about 20 visits."

"Watch out for Margaret (aka the Train Wreck)."

"I like to sit at the back of the shuttle bus and play racing games on my iPad. Real life virtual reality!"

"I think I hear the "Smokey and the Bandit" theme song."

"Treat yourself (and your date) to one of the surf or turf specials. If you're lucky, they'll have the Texas Red Fish just flown in. If you're really lucky, Taylor will be your server."