Paul Johnson

"Be warned, portion sizes are larger than you think they are"

"If you like institution grade school cafeteria food from the 1990s, this will be heaven."

"Probably the best dealer in terms of post purchase support."

"I can't help to think it's name is an homage to the location of its obvious inspiration, Ground Kontrol, on a MAX line in Portland."

"Bring cash for the front door as they don't take cards at the door. The service fee on the ATM is $3 plus whatever your bank charges. The bar itself does accept cards, however."

"Take a Mucinex or something, the crappy woodfired pizza trailer outside exhausts almost directly into the front doors of this venue."