J Pro

"As you pull around the drive-thru and wait for your juicy burger, look to your right into the adjacent taco bell and its current populous. Now, think how jealous they are because they're not you."

"Looks like your typical suburban household but actually doubles as a crack house! Get your meth on in this cozy flat. Its rumored The local denzien agent orange provides extras to gentlemen callers"

"Try the healthy full-moon. Very worthwhile."