"Bathroom key is attached to the toy tiger on top of the fridge. Bathroom is out the door, down the hall on your left."
"Ahidee makes a Fab Mexican Martini. Drink one while watching a movie on their giant projection screen. Deluxe!"
"My favorite library for productive laptop work. Parking underneath building"
"A few free parking spots. Lots of noisy kids."
"Kirsten's butt is the bomb. Come as you are. Bring vodka or wine. Have anything Ben cooks. He owns the kitchen. Bestest times!"
"Bring earplugs if you want to get work done. They are fond of distracting music like death metal."