"Charcuterie plate is the best in Boston."
"The gaffer is a corker."
"Good food but an authentic level of spice. Read: super hot. Emphasise the "mild" if you're used to American style Indian food."
"Order a ramos gin fizz. But only one, and only if it's quiet; requires 10 minutes of shaking."
"Atrociously poor bar service. Pretty good food."