"This place is a piece of shit. I am from out of town and this is by far the worst service I have ever had in Phoenix."
"I can't find the any key..."
"The oldest and best family owned saddle shop."
"Best liquor store on lake street. Great craft beer selection and best prices on bottles, wine and beer."
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em. And I'm not just talking about cigarettes."
"Take that TAX, mayor!!!"