Ammon Bodie

"why buy a piece of shit phone here. There full of gay's, fat people, bald chicks, nerds. They don't know what there talking about and they would much rather talk to each other and not customers."

"Get the Salmon cause it rhymes with Ammon."

"The best cell phone staff in Edmonton. Visit them anytime for a great and a great laugh from the big guy."

"After a night of drinking, head to burger express. Get the Express Combo fully loaded. The best combo. I get it with a coke."