"If your not turning right stay the hell outta the right lane so others can turn!"
"Come with money you can AFFORD to lose, and don't throw a temper tantrum if & when you do lose."
"The parking lot is pretty shady & I wouldn't recommend parking out there if you like your car. Their Valet gives great service with close up spots for just $5"
"Go in the back yard & go muddin!"
"Don't come here if you can't afford to lose!!"