"The Store is our go-to spot. Gino and Jack are the best. You're guaranteed to have a weird night here. You can't avoid it. Cheap drinks, good toons and great service!"
"Patio-A+ ..Wings are fatty, Mac n cheese is mostly breadcrumbs, foursquare check in deal is a year outdated. Margarita is SOMEHOW flavorless."
"Delicious Chicken Pot Pie!"