"Pretty standard French café; the only thing "English" about this place is that they have a hotdog, a cheeseburger, and Red Bull on the menu. More like an American joint, if anything"
"The patio is one of the best in town...when it's nice out"
"Looking for Moleskine notebooks? Save about $10 and buy one of the nearly-identical Piccadilly notebooks they keep on the main floor"
"You probably enjoy drowning babies in toilets if you don't try and then love the Cheese Bonanza pizza."
"The masala and spicy peanut sauces are mouthwatering and, dare I say, arousing?"
"The new textbook rental option is so awesome"