"Gotta be the worst KFC in the country. Pretty sure they just had a fire here too. Crazy smoky in here."
"Get the pork chop or you could try the other menu item. What's the white substance on the glasses?"
"Beware the rape shack. But I does have a comfy couch!"
"If you're the mayor. I wish you a swift death. You've already delt with so, so much."