Eric Altschul

"There's a secret vending machine on the 6th floor. When you happen upon it, it can be quite exhilarating. However, you should avoid it. The drinks are not cold."

"The cheeseburgers are awesome."

"Ask to get your burrito pressed so the cheese is melted. Cold cheese=wrap; melted cheese=burrito. Play like a champ."

"Not much to say. Just kept driving."