"Quite possibly the best hand and foot massage of my life."
"Come for the workout, leave feeling completely peaceful."
"Walk here when snowed in. Rent every single episode of Grey's Anatomy. Take time to recover from Katherine Heigl overload."
"Order the eggsadilla. Do not order the tahini pancakes. Unless you REALLY like tahini."
"Meet a first date here to ogle the giant dragon."
"On Sundays, pastries are half price after two p.m....but they go fast!"