"Too expensive for its quality, with staggeringly loud using after 21:00. Impossible to carry on a conversation."
"The band is a bit loud for the size of the place, but at lest they're good."
"The Ginger Ale is a really tasty summer beer."
"Try the food. It's all awesome."
"Great selection of burritos here! Try the chicken and steak combo."
"Be sure to opt out of the millimeter wave scanner for an enjoyable pat-down. Gentle cupping followed by a smooth stroke! Don't forget that the clothing optional service is extra."