Carl

"No soda machines? Whose idea was this?"

"DMV transactions such as registration fees are cash or check only."

"These guys know their stuff. This shop is no joke!"

"This seems like the kind of place you could buy a Mogwai."

"Terrible. Avoid at all costs. This used to be a good place but it's gone so far downhill in a state known for great diners that there is no point to coming here."

"Good authentic Jersey-style pizza, and a nice variety of slices available. And there's a Starbucks in the same mall. Win!"