"Hair dryers ain't got no cords, and microwave and refrigerator are invisible, but otherwise a pretty bangup place."
"Some of the doors an metal are lectrified so you can always have adventure. This is the best hotel in whatever state it is we're in. Lots of privacy so you can "cook""
"This hotel is badASS! It has a big snarlin' fake bear out front. No one on the staff speaks a lick of English so it's super easy to ignore them if they complain about your behaviors."
"Go across the street to chili's if you want a non smoking family atmosphere. Things is a wonderful place to chill and eat if you're an adult and not a whiny health Nazi."