"don't fuck the coatcheck boy... unless you tip him"
"Worst service in Milwaukee, but the best 1337 cupcakes in town. Expect at least a 15 minute wait. Even for pick up."
"Fun for the whole family!"
"Dancer auditions are Tuesday at 5pm. It's awesome!"
"The Tonya harding Club is worth every bite. Plus more hot sauces then the Lucky Horseshoe..."
"If you are reading this... you aren't in the hole!"