Tim Schaaf

"You better keep your eyes on that T-wolves action, son; or you may take a Rubio no-look pass to the face!"

"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the MAC N Cheese before it was cool."

"Ask Richy to make you a cocktail off the menu. He's very good... Layers of flavor... Don't bring your own ice though."

"A wise man one said love + sweat = money... These guys love you, they sweat balls to take care of you... And they don't make enough money. Also that wise man died from a V.D., so tip your bartenders!"

"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."

"Watch your knees on the bar."